1999-10-20
Baby divas and their profound effect on my morning.
Woke up this morning with that "Genie In A Bottle" song in my head, on a continuous loop. That song makes me feel old and dumpy. This crop of teen singers makes me want to sit on my porch with an Old Milwaukee and holler, "You damn kids get the hell outta my yard!!!" Tiny, chaste waistlines and belly button rings. Jesus.
This was not the morning to find out that my shoes leak.
This was not the morning to have to let the meter reader in through the basement.
I haven't washed my hair in two days.
lisamcc at 09:15:47
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