2008-05-02

Humpy Music Vol. 2 (now available on 8 track!)

The previous entry seemed to have hit a nerve with a few people. Happily, it appears as though I'm not in the decided minority I'd perceived myself to be. There are others like me who eschew the whole music-in-the-background-during-sexy-time thing. This warms my heart. I give you a partial transcript of yesterday's Instant Messenger discussion by way of example:

divine_pk: Maybe with smooth jazz, though...
lisamcc: No. It's lame. If you have to have, like, Sade or something playing, then you're DOING IT WRONG.
divine_pk: I agree with you. It IS lame. And I was totally KIDDING about the smooth jazz. Gross.
lisamcc: OK. Good. Actually, the one thing that's acceptable? Like when you're watching amateur porn on xtube and dumpy white people are going at it and one or both parties still has at least his or her socks on? There's always some tv show going on in the background. And you know that as soon as they're done, they're gonna go back to smoking their Winstons and watching "Judge Judy" and yelling at each other.
divine_pk: Ha ha! Awesome!
lisamcc tv in the background = hot. Because that's spontaneous. Like you're doing the dishes or something and BAM! Right from behind!
divine_pk: You do it because you NEED to do it.
lisamcc: Exactly. None of this pussyassed prelude business.

This morning, though, I was listening to my iPod and "Doctorin' The Tardis" came on. And for a split second I thought, "Hmmm."

Having that playing might be kind of hot, if I could keep myself from laughing my ass right off.

lisamcc at 8:07 p.m.

5 comments so far
Jess
2008-05-04 20:01:03
Me, I like sexytime music. I adore candles & hot tubs. I like all the romantic stuff. 'course, I also like to get tied up and fucked like the whore that I am. So, I got THAT goin' for me!
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PK
2008-05-05 02:21:31
I like to smear organic turds all over me before sex. God, it's almost as hot as eating placenta!
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vikkitikkitavi
2008-05-05 11:40:14
People who do it with the tv on are not spontaneous, they've watching tv during sex.
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Jess
2008-05-05 19:25:12
Hmmmm... I've never tried ORGANIC turds. Thanks for the tip, PK!
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Lynette
2008-05-19 00:20:33
I have to tell you this because it's even ridiculous-er now: when I was dating the idiot formerly known as my husband, we used to put on different local bands that we knew and have sex. To see what went best with sex. I don't really recall but I do remember that Concussion Ensemble didn't cut it only because the recorded version of their stuff totally didn't capture their power. Now, had we gone at it at Bunratty'ss during a LIVE show? Oh yah - THAT would have been POWER.
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