2004-06-28

How did YOU score?

You know, there are very few things that can render me quite speechless, and those few things that can more than likely have been uttered by my sister, or sent to me by either Her Nibs, or by fuckin' Eleftherion, as happened to be the case this morning, when I checked my email and found this:


Nice. Real nice.

Of course you know, these must needs be printed out and affixed to the breakroom refrigerator at work.

How did YOU score?

lisamcc at 7:40 p.m.



7 comments so far
dec
2004-06-29 08:22:35
WHAT ABOUT BLOOD???? IT SAYS NOTHING ABOUT BLOOD IN THE STOOL??
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House "bouy"
2004-06-30 10:47:52
Mine sink, and I scored a 10 on the test. I need more fiber and I'm holding you responsible, little lady. I need more figs, Pronto! Also, blood in the stool can be caused by things other than diet (i.e. certain "activities").
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Lisa
2004-06-30 11:05:44
I did a delightful banana-shaped floater this morning. I looked at it in awe and wonder before I flushed it, profoundly grateful to have pinched out a specimen so indicative of radiant good health.
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fa fa
2004-06-30 18:10:39
I'm wondering how one weighs ones poop...
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Tina McColgan Stone
2004-07-01 09:42:02
Ahhh, Lisa, you've come a long way since the pebbles of your youth. I, too, had a nice banana floater this morning. However, I did still manage to score a 10. Sadly, more ruffage is needed in my diet.
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Mudda
2004-07-01 10:31:57
Ah, what other subject could produce so many comments...good on ya', Babe.
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Mudda
2004-07-01 10:32:01
Ah, what other subject could produce so many comments...good on ya', Babe.
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