2007-06-04

Paris Goes To Jail. World Inexplicably Still Turning.

Paris Hilton turned herself into the proper authorities last night, beginning her horrifying 23-day odyssey as an inmate, allowed little more than a toothbrush and a box of plain white stationery.

Is it wrong that I sort of wish it could be like those "reform school girl" movies from the fifties where giantess prison matrons strap her down and shave her head, and then basically sell her into indentured servitude to the dyke gang in exchange for unlimited cigarettes from the commissary?

lisamcc at 3:46 p.m.

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