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lj
 2008-04-29 18:35:08
This cracked me up so bad..! I thought of my own list on my walk home from work: 1.) fucking asshole 2.) dick 3.) fucking SUV! 4.) Yes, that's right--just because you have a stroller it means you OWN THE SIDEWALK 5.) Having trouble parallel parking? It's because you have a fucking SUV IN BROOKLYN!
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PK
 2008-04-30 10:41:21
"Your dad's in jail" is just so brilliantly kindergarten.
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LisaMcC
 2008-04-30 11:08:12
PK - sometimes I think I've never really left kindergarten. There are an astonishing number of people who'd agree.
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Houseboy
 2008-04-30 14:33:39
Yeah! Get your crayons off the floor, or you won't get any paste for dessert!
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vikkitikkitavi
 2008-04-30 19:27:25
Did you know there's a word for this concept? Not so much things you think of in the moment but don't say out of politeness, but things you think of later and wished you'd said. It's in Yiddish, natch. "Trepverte" literally means "stair words," or, I guess, the words you come up as you're climbing the stairs on the way home.
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Lynette
 2008-05-19 00:24:16
Bullet #3 is sadly poignant in my life. And on a funny note - I originally typed in my name as "Lynewtte". I'm thinking of legally changing it. It's kind of cute.
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