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vikkitikkitavi
 2008-01-02 19:13:30
And all this time I thought I was missing something with the whole tantric sex thing. Turns out not.
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LisaMcC
 2008-01-02 19:30:36
No, what you're NOT missing out on is tantric sex with STING. I couldn't even manage missionary-with-the-lights-off with Mr. Sumner.

I don't think he'd want the lights off, ever, because he needs the lighting to emphasize his magnificent bone structure.

Dude probably hasn't made humpy with the lights off since the "Every Breath You Take" video.
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vikkitikkitavi
 2008-01-02 19:52:17
Do you remember the "Fortress Around Your Heart" video where Sting dramatically throws his arm up into the air before bringing it down to strum some dramatic chord or another? (Such a "look at me, I'm a douchebag" gesture.) Anyways, my friends at the restaurant where I worked (where MTV was frequently on the telly) used to imitate it and incorporate it into our work for each other's amusement. Thus, getting a coffee cup down from the shelf required first throwing one's arm dramatically over one's head. Preparing to write down a customer's order frequently required the same gesture. It was one of those stupid things waiters do to pass the time and crack each other up, and it was all made possible by the immense vanity of Der Stinger, which I understand is so powerful and so dense that light and matter cannot escape it.
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LisaMcC
 2008-01-04 14:02:53
Bwah ha HA! Actually, "Fortress..." just about the only non-Police Sting song that doesn't make me want to vomit. But you're right about that video. The only one that's worse is "If I Ever Lose My Faith In You," where he throws around a giant sword like it's Excalibur.

Or, rather, like it's his ponderous, immense yogurt cannon.
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