2007-08-29
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This is a piggy bank. Effective September 2, 2007, all loose change that I acquire will be stored in this bank, until we move again. I will not be allowed to bust into this bank for ANY REASON -- even if it's 3 days until I get paid and I am dying for a pizza, even if I see some ridiculous motorized gadget at Sharper Image that I just HAVE to have, even if I am hit by a bus and require costly cosmetic surgery on my ASS -- because this money is going to be used to HIRE MOVERS.
Although, it may not be necessary to scrimp and save in such a manner, since I think I have found a way to become fabulously wealthy by taking advantage of my dubious talents. I'm going to start a TABLOID.
Taking a cue from the current magazines at the checkout, my tabloid will closely follow the lives of the rich-n-stupid, only more so:
- Pregnant...Or Just Fat?
- Close up shots of female celebrity midriffs which are not concave, with
- an option for the reader to vote: Pregnant...or JUST FAT?
- Wastebaskets of the Famous!
- My crack team of "journalists" will bring you the most
- scintillating wastebasket contents every week. Wondering
- which star battles with gingivitis? We've got the
- blood-soaked floss right here!
- scintillating wastebasket contents every week. Wondering
- Courtdoku!
- Tired of the same ol' puzzles? Each week,
- we'll print selections from Courtney Love's MySpace
- Blog for you to decipher. More challenging than
- sudoku, and a legitimate word scramble to boot!
- Try it now:
and due to vchanting and my Biddhist opracticde
and my wonder woman energy muse jewelry and
my magical young living oils wich ZArew fairly
nonsensicla but people sewear theyve cuyred
cancer with Young Living and if crytsals do
have prote tivce power...
See? Puzzling! - we'll print selections from Courtney Love's MySpace
Really. I would totally give you your 2 dollars' worth.
lisamcc at 1:25 p.m.
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