Archives

Time to go. - 2011-05-12
GOOP. - 2011-04-19
Record Store Day - 2011-04-16
Is it art? - 2011-04-07
Poet's Absolution - 2011-04-04
Carnival - 2011-03-21
Big Girl Shoes - 2011-03-14
Kicking the Monster. - 2011-03-10
Kirk + Charlie - 2011-02-28
The Cult of Beto. - 2011-02-21
Sal & The Sidekicks. - 2011-02-17
Authenticity. - 2011-02-16
The 108. - 2011-02-03
The Fisher Lizard King - 2011-01-24
Anne of a Thousand Actresses - 2011-01-18
Out There. - 2011-01-05
In The Bleak Midwinter - 2010-12-30
A Year in the Life of Facebook. - 2010-12-09
Why it matters. - 2010-12-01
Dear Twitter - 2010-11-15
For Billy - 2010-11-04
Halloween Hierarchy - 2010-10-25
Update from Suburbia. - 2010-10-19
Make a date for the 108. - 2010-10-04
The End of the Tunnel. - 2010-09-27
A Memory of Kindness - 2010-09-21
Humble (Birthday) Pie - 2010-09-15
Hello, September - 2010-09-07
Boxes. - 2010-09-02
Relief - 2010-08-27
Doorknobs & Area Rugs - 2010-08-23
Updates. - 2010-08-16
5x500 - 2010-08-07
The Big News. - 2010-08-03
Yes or No. - 2010-07-27
Blaming the Victim - 2010-07-22
Thank You, Mel Gibson. - 2010-07-15
Ogunquit 2010 - the travelogue - 2010-07-09
Vaykay 2010 - 2010-07-04
The Walking Dead. - 2010-06-23
Now we are eight. - 2010-06-19
If the dress fits... - 2010-06-15
SCRAM - 2010-06-10
Crawling like a centipede... - 2010-06-02
Creature Double Feature - 2010-05-27
Sing me a song, you're a singer... - 2010-05-17
Heading into the home stretch... - 2010-05-15
Day Four - 2010-05-13
Day Three - 2010-05-12
Day Two - 2010-05-11
Semi-clean Eating: the Experiment - 2010-05-10
Kids. - 2010-05-05
Aquapocalypse Now - 2010-05-03
Restraint of tweet and tongue. - 2010-04-20
Meet Mephisto - 2010-04-17
Another excerpt... - 2010-04-15
Justice? - 2010-04-09
Why I Do "Mortified." - 2010-03-31
For Jani. - 2010-03-25
Disaster Tourism - 2010-03-18
The Zombie Movie Outline. - 2010-03-15
Thank you, Corey Haim. - 2010-03-10
Another bit from "Bullied." - 2010-02-24
Blanket Fort Day - 2010-02-17
For Phoebe. - 2010-02-04
FEHbruary. - 2010-02-02
A Diet Pepsi for Keith. - 2010-01-28
Checking in - 2010-01-26
My answer to the question. - 2010-01-10
The Holidays: A Pictorial. - 2010-01-02
"Resolutions" - 2009-12-30
A Love Letter. - 2009-12-28
Digging out. - 2009-12-15
What I Want For Christmas - 2009-12-07
NaNoWriMo - The Aftermath - 2009-12-01
No, you still can't read it. - 2009-11-30
Welcome to Rebellion - 2009-11-16
NaNoWriMo: why am I doing this again? - 2009-11-08
Why I Am Doing NaNoWriMo - 2009-11-03
Honey-n-Vinegar - 2009-10-21
I love my Neti. - 2009-10-13
My Ghost - 2009-10-12
Ten years. - 2009-10-02
Ghost Radar - 2009-09-23
The Last Birthday. - 2009-09-14
Labor Day Musings. - 2009-09-07
Sure. Gratitude. Why not. - 2009-09-02
Let the lion sleep already. - 2009-08-30
True Crime - 2009-08-17
RIP, John Hughes. - 2009-08-06
Shaking the waterglass. - 2009-08-02
Oh noes! - 2009-07-28
An equation. - 2009-07-24
Why I sort of CAN'T quit Facebook. - 2009-07-20
Facebook: ur doin it rong. - 2009-07-16
Ogunquit, Pt. 3 - 2009-07-11
Ogunquit, Pt. 2 - 2009-07-10
Ogunquit, Pt. One - 2009-07-09
Makin' Bacon. - 2009-07-04
Random Notes - 2009-06-30
The "King" Is Dead. - 2009-06-25
Today I am seven. - 2009-06-19
OVATION: tv for drama nerds. - 2009-06-13
Anemia means never having to say you don't know why you're so tired. - 2009-06-10
The Russians - 2009-05-31
IHOP - 2009-05-21
Dumb as a box of rocks. - 2009-05-19
The Bright Side. - 2009-05-15
You just take more than you give... - 2009-05-10
My EARS. - 2009-05-07
Out in public. - 2009-04-30
Paying it forward. - 2009-04-25
Back to "normal." - 2009-04-22
Cold floors. - 2009-04-13
Thank You. - 2009-04-09
Headbutts - 2009-04-08
Do I get to have spring? - 2009-04-07
Asking for help. - 2009-04-06
Vitajex. And the Pussy Prom Dress. - 2009-04-01
House - 2009-03-23
I am clearly not cut from the "grown-up" cloth today. - 2009-03-22
And what's a life soundtrack without some Oingo Boingo? - 2009-03-20
Hate gives me a warm tingly feeling... - 2009-03-18
The Gift - 2009-03-17
Something to crawl into... - 2009-03-16
The New World - 2009-03-13
Is it the 21st yet? - 2009-03-12
Mortified, the aftermath... - 2009-03-07
Day of Reckoning - 2009-03-05
No. 5 is NUMBER ONE. - 2009-03-01
Post-op. - 2009-02-27
Fixing Foot Foot. - 2009-02-25
No substitute for a substitute... - 2009-02-19
Vee Dee - 2009-02-13
RIP, Lux Interior. - 2009-02-07
MORTIFIED - 2009-02-04
FABruary, my ass. - 2009-02-01
Hell's Jukebox - 2009-01-29
Humpy the Bear! - 2009-01-22
I'm obsessed, I know. - 2009-01-21
The Puddle Pen. - 2009-01-20
- - 2009-01-20
The Globs. - 2009-01-12
"Both sides are right, but both sides murder..." - 2009-01-09
ROFLBUS - 2009-01-07
Buh-bye. - 2009-01-02
aught eight - 2008-12-29
Awkward - 2008-12-22
I measured it -- that's exactly how much there is. - 2008-12-20
Beat this! - 2008-12-15
Humbug. - 2008-12-10
The Holiday Playlist - 2008 - 2008-12-06
It went. - 2008-12-01
Turkeys. - 2008-11-26
It's been THAT kind of day. - 2008-11-21
A Place For Celebrities. - 2008-11-17
Real Dingbats of Atlanta - 2008-11-16
Random Crap. - 2008-11-11
Foot Foot: A Progress Report. - 2008-11-09
- - 2008-11-06
HAW HAW HAW. - 2008-11-05
Election Night. - 2008-11-04
Shining - 2008-11-03
Halloweenie! - 2008-10-31
Jester. - 2008-10-27
Here's your MYSTERY date! - 2008-10-22
Now fit for posting... - 2008-10-20
Status Report: Facebook is a GO. - 2008-10-18
Here's some scary for you. - 2008-10-17
Oooo, dat's SCARY! - 2008-10-16
Once I had a love, and it was a gas. Soon it turned out to be the Child of Glass. - 2008-10-14
That which doesn't kill you makes you not dead. - 2008-10-12
No. Just....no. - 2008-10-09
The Cut. - 2008-10-07
Carry on... - 2008-10-03
Why are(n't) you running away? - 2008-10-01
Hard Times - 2008-09-29
Conclusion to the Oregonian Adventure. - 2008-09-28
Really? - 2008-09-24
Oregonian Adventure, Part Tres. - 2008-09-23
Oregonian Adventure, Pt. 2 - 2008-09-21
The Oregonian Adventure, Part One - 2008-09-19
Prologue: Jetting Means Getting The SHAFT. - 2008-09-18
My last day in Oregon... - 2008-09-16
Greetings from Portland... - 2008-09-12
Here we go again... - 2008-09-09
I've become THAT person... - 2008-09-06
Foot Foot has a crisis. - 2008-09-05
My Pal Foot Foot - 2008-09-01
Bidness, the last word. - 2008-08-30
Something about how capitulating to public perception was a BAD thing when Obama picked Biden not too long ago? - 2008-08-29
Bidness, Part Too - 2008-08-28
My Bidness Trip, Part One - 2008-08-27
Cake. - 2008-08-25
Catastrophizing... - 2008-08-23
The ICK List - 2008-08-20
You'll get one update and one update only 'cos I'm a lazy bastard... - 2008-08-19
Say goodbye to my leetle friends... - 2008-08-15
Bath time at BK. - 2008-08-13
In Defense of Blane. - 2008-08-10
"Hell is full of musical amateurs." - 2008-08-05
It was pretty good cheesecake, though... - 2008-08-02
Going Going Gone - 2008-07-31
Ghost Story - 2008-07-28
Not HAVE to....GET to. - 2008-07-27
Stuff. - 2008-07-25
Bodega Snacks - 2008-07-24
I love a challenge... - 2008-07-22
They're dead: they're all messed up. - 2008-07-20
Just Say NO to Crocs... - 2008-07-18
Love is the drug. - 2008-07-16
Awfulsome. - 2008-07-14
Reunion. - 2008-07-13
Do It For Spencer - 2008-07-08
Ass. - 2008-07-07
Hey, baby - it's the 4th of July... - 2008-07-04
The onesies are sort of cute, though... - 2008-07-03
Dummies. - 2008-07-02
From Dimitri, with love... - 2008-06-30
Stuff... - 2008-06-25
Wrecked, but happy. - 2008-06-22
Now We Are Six. - 2008-06-19
Go build yourself another dream; this choice isn't mine... - 2008-06-15
Downward Dog, indeed. - 2008-06-13
Mean Girls - 2008-06-10
Stayin' ALIIIIIIIIVE... - 2008-06-07
More virtual space than I need... - 2008-06-04
Fingers Crossed For Summer. - 2008-06-01
The Long Hair Thing. - 2008-05-30
Jihad with cream and two sugars, please. - 2008-05-29
I need more long weekend... - 2008-05-26
Big Dumb Ogre Brain - 2008-05-20
Who you callin' PALEFACE? - 2008-05-19
Of matters perhaps too delicate for some readers... - 2008-05-16
A moment of silence, plz. KTHXBAI. - 2008-05-14
Another fucking opportunity for growth. - 2008-05-11
More fun with Craigslist... - 2008-05-08
Oh boy oh boy oh boy... - 2008-05-07
Best Day Ever. - 2008-05-06
Humpy Music Vol. 2 (now available on 8 track!) - 2008-05-02
Humpy Music. Meh. - 2008-04-30
Housecleaning. - 2008-04-29
"Dealing with the Faith Healer..." - 2008-04-27
- - 2008-04-25
Fashion (turn to the left!) - 2008-04-23
Springtime for the shallow and needy... - 2008-04-21
Once an addict... - 2008-04-18
Foodz. - 2008-04-16
...and maybe throw in a madeleine pan while we're at it... - 2008-04-15
The Epic Conclusion. - 2008-04-14
Carry on my little Japanese rocker girl... - 2008-04-13
If you don't have havingness, you don't have shit... - 2008-04-11
Because I WANTED it, that's why... - 2008-04-07
Scent of a Blogger... - 2008-04-06
"Evil Dead II" makes me feel young again... - 2008-04-04
All the things that you know by heart... - 2008-04-02
Leaving... - 2008-03-31
I stole your purse, bitch... - 2008-03-30
The tour ends here. - 2008-03-27
DO gratitude. - 2008-03-25
You may have won the battle, PK, but you haven't won the WAR. - 2008-03-23
Klatches of the DAMNED. - 2008-03-21
Vote early. Vote often. Vote....weeth your BLOOOOOOD! - 2008-03-19
How I Became A Music Geek By Watching Movies. - 2008-03-17
I do believe in spooks I do I do I DO... - 2008-03-13
Haunted. - 2008-03-09
Twoo Wuv - 2008-03-07
Make It Work! - 2008-03-05
Office Inhabitantz - 2008-03-04
Bonjour! Action! Jeans! - 2008-03-01
Duh. - 2008-02-27
Heaven's Just A Funky Moose. - 2008-02-26
The (Human) Talking Stain - 2008-02-24
I hate your answering machine. - 2008-02-21
The V! - 2008-02-19
A channel. - 2008-02-18
Most of my shoes are pretty beat, actually. - 2008-02-14
Choices - 2008-02-13
Beep beep. Who got the keys to the Jeep? - 2008-02-11
Maps. - 2008-02-09
teh evil 1. - 2008-02-06
Critical genetic flaw. - 2008-02-05
The bats have left the belltower... - 2008-02-03
Perpetual July. - 2008-02-02
Diplomat. Official. Friend. - 2008-01-29
State of The Zoo. - 2008-01-28
Reunion. - 2008-01-27
Perfect Block. - 2008-01-26
That's "MISS Crankypants" to you... - 2008-01-23
What's Wrong With Jill? - 2008-01-19
Juke Box Hero - 2008-01-18
Today is for Amy... - 2008-01-15
The communion of saints... - 2008-01-13
Always Welcome At Our House. - 2008-01-10
Eternal Troothz - 2008-01-08
Niece-isms - 2008-01-07
My Peepers. - 2008-01-05
Casual Encounters of the Craigslist Kind. - 2008-01-02
2007 summed up thusly. - 2007-12-31
Resolutions. Bah. - 2007-12-28
I don't believe it. I just don't. - 2007-12-27
Ghost Town - 2007-12-26
Day Two - Lisa The Spy - 2007-12-24
Day One - 2007-12-23
Big Mouth Strikes Again - 2007-12-21
I've got your "sugar" right here... - 2007-12-20
I put my crankypants on one leg at a time... - 2007-12-18
Squirrels: they know what's up. - 2007-12-16
You know how I know? Because it's Wednesday... - 2007-12-14
The Golden Fezziwigs - 2007-12-11
The Reason For The Season - 2007-12-09
A Place For Neuroses - 2007-12-07
Rejected. - 2007-12-05
Random Acts Of Randomness - 2007-12-01
Debate debacle - 2007-11-29
My IKEA Adventure - 2007-11-27
Leftovers. - 2007-11-23
My Tradition. - 2007-11-21
Thanks, Mr. Higgins. - 2007-11-18
Amnesia Lane - 2007-11-16
Thanksgiving comes FIRST. - 2007-11-13
Patroness of Wasted Potential. - 2007-11-10
Sick. - 2007-11-08
Back in the day, they called it VIDEO HITS ONE. - 2007-11-04
Crappy Day Soul Balm - 2007-11-03
Skylab - The Final Frontier. - 2007-10-30
Motivation. - 2007-10-30
The Day After. Meh. - 2007-10-29
Doesn't everyone love a giant box? - 2007-10-24
Perception and perspective. - 2007-10-21
30 Days of More Expectations. - 2007-10-20
Vacation. - 2007-10-19
I remembered! I remembered! - 2007-10-17
"Citizen Journalism" - 2007-10-15
I Went To Spooky World And It Was Okay. - 2007-10-14
That was your Two Minutes Hate. And now here's Celine Dion on Radio MBTA! - 2007-10-12
Armpit Vagina - 2007-10-11
Well, HELLO! - 2007-10-10
Leaving's Not The Only Way To Go. - 2007-10-09
More Fun With SkyLab. - 2007-10-08
Freem. - 2007-10-06
SkyLab Day! - 2007-10-04
Question for the ladies... - 2007-10-03
What we believe. - 2007-10-01
OMG, it's a sestina! - 2007-09-28
We'll be the Pirate Twins again... - 2007-09-26
The Digs. - 2007-09-23
A Warning. - 2007-09-21
Greatest Photoshop (S)Hits. - 2007-09-19
For tha ladeez - 2007-09-18
Birfday - 2007-09-13
- - 2007-09-06
Here we are. - 2007-09-03
The Big Chill - 2007-08-30
- - 2007-08-29
...as if I didn't need ONE MORE reason to move. - 2007-08-28
Noise Pollution - 2007-08-27
Weep for the future, or, like....something - 2007-08-25
The edge. - 2007-08-25
Nooooo! - 2007-08-24
Checks and balances - 2007-08-22
Death Kitteh - 2007-08-19
Pit Pit Vagina - 2007-08-14
Hey jealousy - 2007-08-13
My kingdom for a half-slip - 2007-08-12
Panty Twisters - 2007-08-08
Anger is an energy. - 2007-08-05
Swizzle fo' rizzle - 2007-08-03
- - 2007-08-01
The things you find... - 2007-07-31
The return of the Hot Lovin' Express... - 2007-07-30
VayKay - 2007-07-27
- - 2007-07-25
Nooooooo! - 2007-07-24
The terrists have won. - 2007-07-22
I have issues - 2007-07-20
Skylab - 2007-07-19
Viva Julia! - 2007-07-17
Oh, Gordon! - 2007-07-16
Purging - 2007-07-15
RIP Mr. Butch - 2007-07-13
The Thing (because I am very disturbed young woman) - 2007-07-12
All the flickering lights... - 2007-07-11
Change is fuckin' GREAT. - 2007-07-09
- - 2007-07-05
- - 2007-07-02
High School Dreams - 2007-06-29
Porn Dentist - 2007-06-27
Sometimes I really hate teh internetz... - 2007-06-23
Whatever grasp they had on reality? Long gone, baby... - 2007-06-22
The End of the Mustachio'd Menace? - 2007-06-20
Now we are five. - 2007-06-19
Being and nothingness. - 2007-06-16
Back in our day, it wasn't trendy to be a gay jew 'tard... - 2007-06-15
In Which Lisa Gets A New Wallet - 2007-06-13
Porn and Pocky. - 2007-06-12
Karmic asskicking? - 2007-06-11
No people like show people... - 2007-06-10
Oh, Gordon! - 2007-06-07
Santiago. - 2007-06-05
Paris Goes To Jail. World Inexplicably Still Turning. - 2007-06-04
Savor me like the dessert topping I am... - 2007-06-03
Breakfast of Also-Rans - 2007-06-02
Social Poison - 2007-05-31
News Flash - 2007-05-30
- - 2007-05-25
A Serious Question. - 2007-05-24
PMS - 2007-05-22
An experiment. - 2007-05-19
Lost & Found - 2007-05-16
Today's Confession. - 2007-05-14
Oh Christ... - 2007-05-10
You learn something new every day... - 2007-05-09
Hitting the wall (among other things) - 2007-04-17
Oh now really. Oh really now. - 2007-04-12
My angry ovaries. - 2007-04-11
Sick. - 2007-04-06
In which I experiment with the self-tanner... - 2007-03-29
Have I mentioned how much I hate cellphones? - 2007-03-29
I went to Disneyland. And it didn't suck. - 2007-03-18
Mouse-eye's view of LA. - 2007-03-10
Booze Gravy. - 2007-02-28
A life worth celebrating... - 2007-02-19
Coming Soon - More Choices That Don't Involve Thinking - 2007-02-18
The Pneumonia Angels - 2007-02-15
I suck at this whole winsome womanhood thing. - 2007-02-12
If I wanted to know your dinner plans, I'd ask you. Now hang up and drive. - 2007-02-08
Stats - 2007-02-07
- - 2007-01-29
Everyone likes a happy ending. - 2007-01-26
It's Fun to Stay at the.... - 2007-01-13
I just wasn't made for these times... - 2007-01-05
New Year's. Bah. - 2007-01-01
Merry Merry - 2006-12-25
Christmas. Bah. - 2006-12-24
Elfed. - 2006-12-21
I take it back (sort of) about Sting. - 2006-11-27
A veritable army of tiny stupid turkeys - 2006-11-19
A Lifetime of Withdrawal - 2006-11-16
"Kick the Douchebags to the Curb" 2006 - 2006-11-08
Stink - 2006-10-10
Update. OK? - 2006-10-06
Birthday. Big Fucking Deal. - 2006-09-14
Trapper Keeper - 2006-09-02
Off the wagon... - 2006-08-30
Free Pluto! - 2006-08-25
I've Been Waiting... - 2006-08-12
No Coffee - 2006-08-09
Help - 2006-07-28
Egyptian Goddess. - 2006-07-25
Stalking Lloyd Dobler - 2006-07-24
more fun with craigslist - 2006-07-21
Crappy Vampire Movie Double Feature! - 2006-07-16
More...crappy...poetry! - 2006-07-11
The art of doing nothing... - 2006-07-07
The NOTEBOOKS - 2006-07-05
Hey baby - it's the 4th of July... - 2006-07-04
666! - 2006-06-06
Craigslist - where furniture goes to die. - 2006-05-23
Saturday Morning Confession - 2006-05-13
M - 2006-05-09
asocial - 2006-05-07
- - 2006-04-25
YouTube Has Ruined Me. - 2006-04-15
Kirstie Alley is mad at Rolling Stone - 2006-03-28
Barney's in Boston - 2006-03-12
The Big Underpants, Part One - 2006-02-20
Blue - 2006-02-16
Nocturnal Cereal Eating - 2006-02-01
The Bitchcakes Bathroom Organizer - 2006-01-07
Bork Bork Bork! - 2006-01-02