2003-03-06

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Yeah, we're pretty much hooked again:

FROM: Paula Kelley - "Hooray for Clay Aiken!!!!!! (I call him Clayken.) I'm so glad there is no hole where you once had a heart."

FROM: Lisa McColgan - "Clay! Clay! My little Clay. He needs to win. I'm going to start a one-woman campaign…..and then....and THEN...did you see? At the end of the show when the rest of the finalists were all dancing around patting themselves on the back, CLAY went right over to the people who didn't make it and hugged them! I love him so much!"

FROM: Paula Kelley - "You LOOOVE him! You LOOOOOOVE him! Yeah...I think if he wins it will have to be based almost entirely on charm. I mean, he can sing, but I don't think he'll hold a candle to the heavy hitters like Reuben. He's already triumphed as an underdog making it in on a wild card, though, so he can be very proud of that. Yay Clay! He really does seem way less affected than most of the other twits. Nice lil fella."

Okay. Seriously. I am going to start a group and call it Lecherous Broads For Clay Aiken (LBFCA). Anyone can join, even the menfolk, because "broad" is a state of MIND, chickens.

Here's my theory about Clay Aiken -- he's the boy you wished had taken you to your prom. I mean, the jury's out on which team Clay's on, but that's beside the point.

Here's my other theory about Clay Aiken - he's the nice boy in Drama Club who held your hand when you were having one of those teenage crises in the middle of play rehearsal. Voting for Clay is like voting for that nice boy: what better way to repay him for listening to all of your bullshit in high school?

lisamcc at 11:33 a.m.

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