2009-08-17

True Crime

Many of my Facebook friends are aghast at this year's "Dancing With The Stars" lineup. It includes such luminaries as Kelly Osbourne, Donny Osmond and Tom DeLay.

I don't understand what everyone is squawking about, really. The show is in -- what? -- its fifth season or something, and at a certain point, you're going to hit the bottom of the barrel, and that's when you have to look UNDERNEATH the barrel.

But you know, I'm upset, too, and that's because the producers have let a PRIME opportunity pass them by this year.

Squeaky Fromme is out of jail.

Listen -- she's been holed up for 30 years. She could use the exercise, and she could embroider her own fabulous dance costumes with leaves, twigs, and locks of Charlie's hair. Just like the Spahn Ranch days!

"Here doing the Pasodoble to 'Helter Skelter' -- Squeaky Fromme!"

You can't tell me that wouldn't be a RATINGS BONANZA. Because let me tell you, *I* would watch that.

lisamcc at 2:15 p.m.

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