2008-01-08

Eternal Troothz

No philosopher am I, but here are few things I know to be Eternal Truths:

• You will always regret Burger King. Always. The same goes for Dunkin' Donuts Milky Way hot chocolate, "Greek" pizza, and asking if your ass looks fat in whatever you happen to be wearing.


• There is nothing sadder than seeing your stripped, barren Christmas tree on the curb waiting to be picked up on Trash Day.


• Some people are just ASSHOLES. No matter what you do, no matter what you say, no matter how you couch and/or package things, you cannot turn an asshole into a silk purse. Or something like that.


• Some things aren't meant for the internet.

Feel free to share some of your Eternal Truths. I daresay they'll pack more validity than mine.

lisamcc at 12:58 p.m.

5 comments so far
Spooney
2008-01-08 18:32:34
Anyone driving a BMW is a self-absorbed ass-munch & will drive as if the rules of the road do not apply to them. *This only goes for LA (don't know 'bout anywhere else)
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LisaMcC
2008-01-08 19:50:57
In Boston, I'd say it's anyone who drives a HUMMER. Why do you need a HUMMER if you live in the South End? Why? WHY?!
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Tina
2008-01-08 21:43:55
If, when you were a young preschool age child, you ever picked your nose and wiped whatever you pulled out on the couch/carpet/etc, your children will do the same. Or worse, they will make sure they catch your eye and then eat it. (Kaleigh loves to do that.)
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Lynette
2008-01-08 22:38:47
Ok first off - in Texas, yah, it's the little biddy pageant moms who drive their precious loin fruit around in gi-normous Hummers. I understand the men driving their huge pickups - drive a phallus - got it. But these teeny Barbies just baffle me. As to your bulleted list: - First bullet - took the boys to BK tonight. You speaketh the trutheth. - Third bullet - you THINK?! Soon...I will have you. Oh I WILL have you...
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vikkitikkitavi
2008-01-10 12:13:36
Here's mine: I have never met a single straight man who understood that drapes actually serve a purpose. Like, when it's dark outside, and you don't want people to look into your house, you can close them!
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