2007-08-24

Nooooo!

OH MY GOD THAT HORRID FILTHY BITCH PARIS HILTON IS WEARING MY DRESS.

You know, the dress that I hunted high and low to find a half-slip to wear under? Yeah. That one. You can damn well bet that Paris couldn't be bothered to wear a half-slip under it, and why should she? Her yoni's not exactly Fort Knox. Is there anyone who HASN'T seen Paris Hilton's box of assorted creams?

I'm actually wearing this today, and I couldn't be more devastated by this photo.

Serves me right for perusing the gossip sites instead of working.

lisamcc at 2:49 p.m.

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