2007-02-07

Stats

OK - the people who keep sailing in here by googling "cartoon porn"? Cut it out.

I see all, chickens. In the past few days, "cartoon porn" is leading the pack in terms of referrals, followed by "trailer trash," "olden english handwriting," and my full name (always creepy when that pops up in the stats).

There is no cartoon porn in Dodge, nnkay? No unholy couplings involving anime babes and centaurs. Lucy Van Pelt is not getting serviced by PigPen while Linus cowers under his blanket in terror. And certainly no Smurfs are smurfing where they shouldn't be smurfing. The internets is a vast place, and I'm sure SOMEBODY can fill this need for you, but it ain't me.

lisamcc at 10:05 a.m.

7 comments so far
vikkitikkitavi
2007-02-07 11:48:11
I don't have the energy to track such things anymore, but when I did, my favorite thing that led someone to my blog was "teenage sexual promiscuity in the 70s"
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Pooh
2007-02-07 14:47:39
Sorry, hon, I think most of those are mine. Especially the whole Charlie Brown thing. I keep Googling "cute red-haired girl" and -- viola -- there you are.
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buzzgirl
2007-02-07 18:55:03
Hands down, the number one search term leading folks to my blog is "in the backside," or some variation thereof. What a disappointment it must be when they get there! By the way, the runner up is "Geoffrey Giraffe." I kid you not.
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realchild
2007-02-07 19:59:09
I got a referral from Google: "fuckingkids". Just like that, all one word...which I thought was weird until I just read that thing about "teenage sexual promiscuity in the 70s".
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Lexi Kahn
2007-02-07 23:40:53
That is so weird, because for a long time I was getting frequently hit by people seeking "bugs bunny fucking lola bunny." I never did figure out how the holy mother crap that led them to me.
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Honey
2007-02-09 01:09:55
I have the sudden urge to link back here with that phrase.
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cardiogirl
2007-03-04 09:21:21
My top search term seems to be kelly ripa biceps. Isn't that wild? Who knew there were so many fans fascinated with the cut of her arms? Where once I thought I was alone, I have found some kindred souls.
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