2006-04-25

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The only person crazier than Tom Cruise is Charlie Sheen.

Damn. Just....DAMN.

And then this:

Charlie Sheen is reportedly convinced that his estranged wife timed her latest legal attack on his character in a bitter attempt to sabotage his new children's clothing line, Sheen Kidz.

According to published reports, the actor is certain the former Bond girl had an agenda in mind. Sheen rages, "It happened on a Friday and the kids clothing thing is launching on Saturday. Coincidence? We think not ... I'm launching Sheen Kidz and my kids aren't here."

The actor made a thinly veiled reference to his wife's latest attacks on him when he launched Sheen Kidz in Los Angeles on Saturday, stating, "There are certain forces in the universe that tried to derail us today but we would not be stopped."

Wow.

I mean, if you've read that Smoking Gun thing, the dude has CONSPIRACY ON THE BRAIN. Everything's a conspiracy! Denise Richards was in on 9/11! Richards, and the government, are out to GET HIM AND HIS LITTLE RUFFLED JUMPERS.

The "Sheen Kidz" line.

Personally, I'm going to snatch up a few of those "You're Fucking With The Wrong Guy" rompers for my nieces.

lisamcc at 7:20 p.m.

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