2002-10-23

Memo

MEMORANDUM

To: Christina Aguilera

From: Your Career

RE: What the FUCK?!

It is with much trepidation, and a great deal of thought beforehand on my part, that I ask you to sit down and really consider your actions and the direct results thereof, particularly in regards to whatever future you and I have together.

Girlfriend, here's the deal: currently, you are nasty. Not Nastaaaaay. Not Nasty-with-a-capital-N. You're just nasty. Current musical trends are pointing towards a certain degree of unkemptness as regards to overall packaging and marketability, vis-�-vis the Strokes/Vines/Hives. However, there is a palpable difference between that air of studied indifference and an overall appearance which instigates speculation as to whether or not it's today's undies you've got on.

For future reference, it's generally not a good idea to pay too much lip service to the oft-repeated idea that your next major musical undertaking "shows my growth as an artist" without really considering the inevitable fallout and/or ridicule from so sweeping a statement (see: Vanilla Ice, the Village People's "Renaissance" period, Leif Garrett). A rule of thumb: "growth" ought not ever be uttered when making public statements unless when speaking of work with, say, petri dishes or abnormalities of the epidermis, unless you seriously want people to make that analogy all by themselves.

I want what's best for us, truly. Have your rep. call mine and we'll set up a lunch meeting.

Love you, babe. Mean it.

lisamcc at 5:20 p.m.

2 comments so far
cathy
2004-02-27 18:51:09
WHAT HAPPEN...WHY ARE U TRYING TO BE SEXY....this not like you..Christina u change alot...u have some nasty photo i see...Are u tring to be a porn stars or something...THe old christina never be all those sexy stuff..ewwww..welp laterz
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melanie
2004-05-18 02:39:35
I LOVE YOU CHRISTINA AGUILERA
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